i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
(via alltime-lord)
if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a crush on me ill probably develop a crush on u in 0.2 seconds
(Source: , via cats4-the-d0ctor)

Me in the club
yoooo, this matches up with crush on you lmao
Me leaving your man’s house
R.I.P. I just killed the club
(via soulbrother1plus1)
omgGUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians